@tim_gardner_ Robot barista make coffee less fun, less interesting. Doesn’t make latte art or smile. It’s a fad.
‘Yeah, nah I’ll have a,
“Joe
Dirt
Mud
Java
Brew
Cuppa
Go Juice
Jitter Juice
Bean Juice
Brain Juice
High Octane
Wakey Juice
Morning Jolt
Liquid Energy
Caffeine Infusion
Cupped Lighting
Leaded and Unleaded
Rocket Fuel (Strong Coffee)
Arbuckles: (Cowboy Coffee! Learn more about it.)Worm Dirt (REALLY Strong Coffee)
C8H10N4O2 (Caffeine Molecule)
A Cup of Juan Valdez’s Best
Americano
Battery Acid
Black Ichor Of Life
Black Tea
Brewtus
Café
Caffe
Caffeine
Caffeine Fix
Cup of Brew
Cup of Joe
Cup of Jolt
Daily Grind
Day-Starter
Decaf
Drip
High Octane
Jamoke: (Java + Mocha)
Java: (Island of Indonesia)
Jet Fuel
Jitter Juice
Jo
Kaffe: (Swedish)
Kape: (Manila)
Leaded
Lifeblood
Liquid Energy
Liquid Lightning
Misto
Mocha
Mojo
Morning Mud
Morning Thunder
Mother’s Little Helper
Mud
Muddy Water
Murk
My Daily Energy
One’s Daily Infusion
Perky
Plasma
Rocket Fuel
Tar
The Fix
Unleaded
Wakey Juice
Warmer Upper“
thanks mate’ said the bogan as the machine swifted anthropomorphisms in the guise of a gestural hand wave. Beep Beep. The machine whirled, erstwhile spitting a paper ticket to the bogan. Cheers cunt, he said. It-is-a-fad. Coffee made by humans is just better. In fact, most things made by humans is better.
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